Cufflinks are the worst. Compare the lousy button fly to the efficient zipper, and with apologies to Jerry Seinfeld (but for real, no apologies), multiply that idiocy by a million.
Your choice: Close your sleeves at your wrists with a simple button or two, or drive yourself nuts with dysfunctional sleeve-closing tools, all so you can be a showoff?
I have…
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